Things have been pretty quiet since the revelries of the holiday season. My obsession with home appliances continues; we recently acquired a coffee making machine which looks like it has more business taking pictures of the surface of Mars than sitting on our kitchen bench spitting out coffee. Husband said:
“Isn’t it a bit BIG for a coffee machine?”
(I’ve noticed he’s been very preoccupied with size recently.)
I am distressed that post-marriage, Andrew still fails to acknowledge the importance of Keeping Up With The Joneses. Not that we know any Joneses, but if we did, our coffee machine would show them what’s what. The fact that it takes up half our kitchen makes our apartment look a bit pathetic, but that’s another matter
