As Husband drove the MR2 into Henderson yesterday, I noticed he had secured his Nokia phone to the ashtray with Blu Tack.
“Why don’t you stick some of that non-slip fabric to the ashtray for your phone?” I suggested.
“It wouldn’t be effective at holding it around corners.”
“You could always just go slower around, you know. Corners.”
“<SNORT!>”
“You know, I’ve been thinking. If you kill us both in a horrible car crash, we won’t have to grow old and infirm, gradually losing all respect for each other until we exist in a state of mutual loathing.”
“There you go, honey! That’s the spirit.”
I think we need to revise your MR2 status.
I will have to talk to Andrew at the next MR2 owners meeting.
I’ll be calling for a lifetime ban obviously.
“Trouble and Strife” talking in the car, (discouraging words no less) – what is the world coming to?