Posted in Movies, tagged review, rambo, movie review, eric bana, star trek 2009, spock, leonard nimoy, quinto, chris pine, fascinating, illogical, how many ears, the left ear, romulan, klingon, the gorn, borg, karl urban, nero, screw in a lightbulb, william shatner, uhura, how awesome I am, life forms, kobayashi maru, commander pike, bruce greenwood, permanently pubescent, no man has gone before, unfounded bravery, jpg, thwippety, cochleal orgasm on 02/11/2009 | 2 Comments »
Q: How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
A: Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.
On Saturday evening, Jed and I went to MarkJ’s house, where his brother supplied the latest Star Trek movie. It was an amusing, entertaining film, and if you think I’m only saying that because I don’t know [...]
Posted in Movies, tagged 2005, antony hopkins, bias, film review, gwyneth paltrow, i, jake gyllenhaal, jojoba oil, lanky hair, nasty sexual faours, oscar, proof, shakespeare in love, theorem, tom cruise on 12/10/2009 | 5 Comments »
And then there was Proof, during which I was mentally violated by Gwyneth Paltrow.
To avoid charges of bias, I will fess up right here. I mean, you can still charge me with bias, but since I will have admitted it, there seems little point, hmm?
Here is the basis of my bias: Gwyneth annoys the crap [...]
Posted in Hunka husband, Movies, tagged drew manimore, geena davis, he's just not that into you, jennifer aniston, lesbian flicks, maniston, mentally violated, movie review, movies breed violence, renny harlin, romcom, scarlett johansson, sex slave, the long kiss goodnight, wet t-shirt, yoga and meditation for relaxation on 12/10/2009 | 4 Comments »
I was mentally violated at MarkJ’s last night.
Of course, camp and all as it is, we should have watched The Long Kiss Goodnight. Geena Davis – despite that Mount Rushmore quality chin – maybe even BECAUSE OF that monumental mandible – was totally hot before she married Renee Harlin and became a sex slave instead [...]
