Not so FAQ

How often do you post?
Every Sunday and/or when I can be arsed.

Will my comment be deleted if I use foul language?
There is a high probability, unless you’re Irish in which case a special dispensation applies.

You use bad language; why can’t I?
Because I’m Irish (see above) and also because the power has gone to my head.

Will I be banned if I post an abusive comment?
Yes.

Why?
Because people should be nice to each other.

Ah, come on. How about a second chance?
No.

Ok. Will you be my friend?
Probably not, unless I accidentally fatally food-poison one of my pre-existing friends, or they discover my true nature. However, you may submit an application here stating:

a/ Your friendly credentials
b/ Your 12 month plan to bribe your way into my affections
c/ Any other special qualities you feel are relevant to the position

What breed of beast is Jed?
Jed aka The Jedster aka Puppydums aka Smoochy Pooch aka WHO DA DOG is a curly coat retriever