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The other day I met up with my ex-CEO for lunch and he offered me my old job back. I considered and rejected any or a combination of the following responses:-

 

(a) Ha ha! Ok, ok, I’ve got one for you. A CEO of a telecoms company accidentally swallows a lever arch file. PAHAHAHA! Yeah, that was the punch line right there

(b) Not if you paid me in 15kg bars of gold bouillon

(c) You have sushi in your beard

 

Instead, I went for a pithy, restrained response (‘no thanks’, in case you were wondering)

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