Haze: You brought an espresso machine – on a ski weekend?
Me: Indeed. By the way, there are terms and conditions surrounding its use.
Me: Yes. You can have coffee as long as you don’t mock me. However, if you mock me for bringing an espresso machine along with a measuring spoon and tamper and milk frothing jug, you don’t get coffee.
Haze: No problem. Nige, is that ok with you?
Me: John will be torn.
John: I’m torn