Husband: So what have you been up to today?
Me: I’ve been doing a spot of maintenance.
Me: Well, you know how the washing machine was getting stuck on the spin cycle?
Husband: Yeah. You called Fisher and Paykel?
Me: No. Well, I tried running a cycle with no clothes, like you suggested. And I noticed the drum was turning, but there was no water coming. So I’m thinking, gosh, it’s REALLY poked, junky piece of Kiwi manufactured crap-
Husband: No water?
Me: Yeah. So I thought I’d better check the water supply – and IT WAS TURNED OFF.
Husband: Really? How did that happen?
Me: Well, I, er. See, the thing is, when I turned off the water blaster hose the other day, it seems I might have accidentally turned off the supply to the washing machine instead by mistake in error.
Husband: So hang on; you fixed the washing machine that you broke in the first place?
Me: Ok, now you’re just being nasty. Does it matter HOW it got broken?
Husband: I would say so, yes