Me: Your Playstation III is kinda crap, isn’t it?
Husband: All right, that’s it. You’re not allowed to use it any more. What’s wrong with it, anyway?
Me: Well, it won’t play half our DVDs, or ‘Man on Wire’. And it’s not exactly user-friendly-
Husband: Oh yeah, it’s really complicated using a remote control to scroll through menus. Even an eight year old could use it-
Me: Really? So how come you spent half an hour crawling around the floor swearing at it last night?
Husband: Ok, now you’re DEFINITELY not using it