I would like to apologise for the trickle of blog posts lately. The reason for this is a mental cramp at the 80000 word mark on my second book.
People regularly ask how it is coming along. The most accurate response is a kind of hyperventilated scream. I suppose I’m getting there. The end is in sight. It is About Time. Not that I finish it – although I suppose you could say that if you were a particularly brusque sort of character – but the title.
Since there tends to be little creative energy left over for Deadlyjelly, I will steal from About Time and present to you, here, for the very first time, my favourite line from the entire book.
I am very proud of it and I sincerely hope you like it too.
Here it is:-
I took a moment to balance my fucking chi
Speaking of which, I’m going to go and do just that.
Please forgive me if my blog posts are short and sweet – or even short and bitter – for the next couple of weeks.
Normal reporting will commence soon.