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Me: Mmm, these mushrooms are nice.

Husband: That’s a contradiction in terms.

Me: No, they really ARE nice.

Husband: Mushrooms can’t be nice-

Me: They CAN. I’m a writer. I should know.

Husband: They’re a fungus! It’s like saying, mmm athlete’s foot.

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Comments on: "Husband continues irascible war against mushrooms and other fungus" (2)

  1. Ew, almost dry-retched while eating potato chips and reading this … had the edible mushrooms for dinner.

  2. deadlyjelly said:

    Excellent! I like to inspire a variety of responses in those who read me. I like to think that dry-retching is up there, but this is the first time anyone’s admitted to it – thank you!

    x

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