Me: JohnO, I’m sorry if this comes as a shock to your self-image, but you are not humble.
JohnO: Oh come on! I’m certainly not- what’s the opposite of humble?
JohnO: I’m not arrogant-
Haze: Well, plenty of people have called you an arrogant prick.
JohnO: I suppose.
Me: And let’s face it, how many people have called you a HUMBLE prick?
JohnO: . . .
I give JohnO a hard time, but only because I care.
And he deserves it.