Driving down the road the other day, we eased past a clump of cars crammed onto the verge.
Me: Look! One of our neighbours must be having a party. Why weren’t we invited? We’re nice people, aren’t we?
Husband: I think so.
Me: I think so too! What a suckfest. Hey – you know what we should do? We should have a party – and NOT INVITE ANYONE.
Husband: Great idea – oh hey, we already did! NOBODY CAME!
Me: HAHAHA! THAT SHOWED THEM!