Me: So tell me about this short cut.
Peace Love Punk (a.k.a. my little brother): Ok, so when you get to the road, you don’t turn left-
Peace Love Punk: Exactly. So. Now. You cycle up the road and maybe 20 metres there’s a turning on the left into an estate, so you take that, and another 20 metres on you come to a green patch with a path across it on the diagonal – what’s that? On the right, I suppose. Big patch of green. So take the path; and when the path turns into a road, take the first left, go down the hill and the road bends around to the right and then there’s a short path that links two estates and you take that, and you come out on another road which kind of twists around a bit, but you go straight, and you come out behind Centra.
Peace Love Punk: You can’t go wrong.
Me: Ok, now I’m REALLY nervous.
Peace Love Punk: You’ll be grand. You can’t miss it.
Me: All right, so, I turn right out- up the road. Go 20 metres. Left into the estate. Right onto the path across the green which turns into a road, and then go down the hill and around a bend-
Peace Love Punk: No, take the first left, THEN down the hill and around the bend.
Me: And then I can’t miss it.
Peace Love Punk: Tell you what, let me just get me bike-