Communication by telephone>
Husband: I’ve been playing with my new mobile-
Me: Oh, tell me about it-
Husband: Well, I’ve been downloading applications.
Me: Really? Like what?
Husband: Well, there’s a compass application, so I know where I’m pointed. And there’s a level; I’ll be able to hang pictures WITH MY PHONE! And – woah, this is cool – Google Sky; I can point my phone at the sky and it’ll tell me which stars are which- and there’s a golf score card- ooh, and a bar code scanner, which tells you which item is cheapest.
Husband: <faint spatter of drool hitting receiver>
So basically what I heard is that Andrew will be taking over the grocery shopping from now on.