Me: I’m thinking of making scones for breakfast. Do you think, would whipped cream be too indulgent?
Husband: No, sounds PERFECT. Hot scones, jam and cream, mmm.
Me: Yay! Ok, well I’ll set on with the scones and you can whip the cream-
Husband: Oh sorry, did you say CREAM? That’s a bit indulgent, isn’t it?
Husband: What’s wrong with butter?
Husband: It’s a classic.