Husband: What’s wrong? I didn’t mean to- come on, that was FUNNY!
Me: No, it wasn’t. It was mean and hurtful and kind of derivative if you want to know-
Husband: I think you’re a bit sensitive at the moment-
Me: Hmph snurf.
Husband: Normally, you’d have laughed at that-
Me: Yeah, well.
Husband: And you’d have come back with something funny
Me: Although it would’ve been A LOT funnier than yours.
Husband: Yes, there you go!