Husband: Woah! Ugh! Think you overdid it on the coriander.
Me: There’s no coriander in the potato salad.
Me: Are you referring to the dill?
Me: I think what you’re really objecting to is the mustard.
Me: Look, it’s actually delicious. I don’t want to hear another word out of you.
Husband: Can’t eat it.
Husband: Cack <pulls face>
Husband <catching a mach-1 glare>: Ok, not another word out of me.
Me: You know, actions speak louder than words.
Me: So technically, you’re shouting at me right now.