Me: Is it me you’re looking for?
Husband: Yes, yes it is now you mention it.
Me: You can see it in my eyes.
Me: You can see it in my smile.
Me: I’m all you’ve ever wanted and your arms are open wide.
Husband: Well, I suppose.
Me: Cos I know just what to say.
Me: And I know just what to do.
Me: I’ll tell you how to win my heart, if you like.
Husband: Well . . . I kind of thought I’d already . . .
Me: YOU HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE!
Husband: Ok. Niamhie? I’m trying to work here.
Me: You’re no fun sometimes.