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Me: Hello?

Me: Is it me you’re looking for?

Husband: Yes, yes it is now you mention it.

Me: You can see it in my eyes.

Me: You can see it in my smile.

Me: I’m all you’ve ever wanted and your arms are open wide.

Husband: Well, I suppose.

Me: Cos I know just what to say.

Me: And I know just what to do.

Me: I’ll tell you how to win my heart, if you like.

Husband: Well . . . I kind of thought I’d already . . .

Me: YOU HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE!

Me: HAHAHA!

Husband: Ok. Niamhie? I’m trying to work here.

Me: You’re no fun sometimes.

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Comments on: "Not as much fun as Lionel" (1)

  1. deadlyjelly said:

    And we will now take a poll on who:

    a) wishes they were me
    b) wishes they were Andrew
    c) feels deeply sorry for Andrew
    d) feels deeply sorry for me
    e) would like to be an animal of their choice for a day

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