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Fuzzy Clusters

Husband and I, listening to an advert on the radio for ‘Fuzzy Cleaners’.

Me: See, I think that’s a GREAT name for a cleaning company.

Andrew: Really? How come?

Me: Well, you don’t want to call your cleaning company ‘Grime Busters’. Because nobody wants to think their home or office is grimy. And it’s catchy. Easy to remember: ‘Fuzzy Busters’.

Me: No. ‘Fuzzy Dusters’.

Me: ‘Fuzzy-

Me: What were they called again?

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Comments on: "Fuzzy Clusters" (4)

  1. Cian said:

    Fuzzy…

    Honestly with that name, I would think that they were into manscaping or womanscaping.

    Knock on Door.
    “Hi, I’m Kate from Fuzzy Cleaners.”
    “Thanks for coming so quickly. Come on in,” responded Tony.
    “Wow nice place you got. It looks very tidy – where do you want me to clean?”
    “Here’s fine, just let me disrobe,” as he reveals his overgrown nether region.
    “Aggh, we don’t clean down there,” screams Kate as she runs out the door.

  2. Cian, either you’ve been watching way too much porn, or not enough. I don’t think this is that kind of blog. Despite the coy shot in the above article of Hunka’s builder’s crack.

  3. deadlyjelly said:

    Vet – I’d suggest TV One’s Good Morning program provides similar inspiration.

    x

  4. Cian said:

    I’m blaming Californication for enlightening me on the phrase ‘manscaping’.

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