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Still hmm

Mum: I’ve taken the frying pan off the ring. It was very hot.

Me: Yes. Er. Can you put it back, please? It’s supposed to be hot before the fish goes on.

Mum: Really?

Me: Yes.

Mum: That hot?

Me: Yes.


Mum: The salmon’s burning.

Me: No, it’s not.

Mum: Are you sure?

Me: Yes.

Mum: Did you turn it over?

Me: Yes.

Mum: When?

Me: Two minutes ago, when you were riffling through the compost for some reason I didn’t interrogate you mercilessly about for only minutes although it felt like hours.

Later still-

Mum: That salmon doesn’t look done.

Me: Oh, but it is.

Mum: It’s still pink inside.

Me: It’ll continue cooking for the next minute or so, even with the heat turned off.

Mum: I don’t think it’s done.

Me: Because it doesn’t look like a lump of coal? IT’S DONE.

Mum: Hmm.

Me: What?

Mum: Nothing.

Mum: HMM.


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