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Travel colds

Back in Auckland, trying to dose a head cold with gin. I’m aiming for enough to protect my baby from germs, but short of making him drunk. On the bright side, I don’t have it as bad as Andrew:-

“Everyone knows man-colds are worse. I should probably be in hospital.”

“In fact, I think you should go straight there. I’m sure they’ll admit you immediately if you go to Casualty and explain the situation.”

“Yes. They’ll probably put me in intensive care.”

I think he’s decided to stick around and sneeze at me instead.


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