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Saoirse: Mummy, excuse me Mummy. Will you still love me when you’re DEAD?

Me: (desperately casting around for something profound and quotable at her 21st, but ideally long after that, probably attributed to Anonymous in a book of inspirational, motivational sayings)

Me: Darling child. I will love you forever and ever, until the end of the world. Even when I’m pushing up daisies: my love will be in the daisies. THE DAISIES WILL BE MY LOVE. I can’t imagine not loving you, so . . . in summary . . . what I’m trying to say is . . . yes. Absolutely.

Saoirse: But Mummy . . .

Saoirse: . . .

Saoirse: . . .

Saoirse: . . .

Saoirse: . . .

(Trust me, this is worth waiting for.)

Saoirse: . . . 

Saoirse: . . .

Saoirse: . . .

Saoirse: . . .

Saoirse: Mummy, will you still love me when you’re a ZOMBIE?

 

Hope she still hearts me when I’m a zombie

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