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Errant kissing

A man has received a three-month jail sentence for kissing a woman by mistake.

Note: In the Middle East, you should always take a moment to correctly identify your kissee before puckering up.
 
The 54-year-old woman can’t have too many lads queuing up for a snog, but rather than reveling in her new found pulling power she reported the 49-year-old Lebanese man (identified as NY) to the police.
 
NY told the Dubai Court of First Instance: “I met her near the elevator and a conversation happened, and I kissed her by mistake.”
 
At least he didn’t shag her by mistake, in which case she might have been seriously traumatised

The News: Muppets rock Delhi

Puppets are evidently a growing concern in the Middle East

The News: Elmo plots to take out Israel

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