Me: You never laugh at my jokes.
Husband: That’s so untrue
Me: Ok, I’ll tell a joke and we’ll see. Are you ready?
Husband: Hit me
Me: Guy has a dog with no legs. It’s called ‘Cigarette’, because every night he takes it out for a drag
Me: See? You didn’t really laugh. You just snorted through your nose. Are you sure you got it?
Husband: Of course I got it!
Me: Well, why didn’t you laugh?
Husband: I did laugh! No, seriously: it’s hilarious
Me: I know. I was going to tell it to your family one evening, but I couldn’t remember the bit about the dog not having any legs-
Husband: You thought maybe it had no ears? Hahaha!
Me: See, that’s not funny! Making fun of a poor, deaf dog. No, I couldn’t recall that the dog was disabled-
Husband: In which case, taking him out for a drag doesn’t make much sense